Where Does Count Dracula Usually Eat His Lunch?
Kiel Jaunté
Kiel Jaunté is a writer for the Lifestyle Parenting website Surviving Life with Kids. From Chicago to Seattle and back again, Kiel writes satirical material on his everyday experiences of being a dad. For half of a decade, in a household ran by a hitleresque toddler; a preteen with triple the attitude and only half the facts; a “magical” wife with demanding tendencies; and an obese cat who is overbearing in nature, there is rarely harmony. Trying to balance parenting, husbandry and pet ownership with 3 women and a cat.
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